The sun is already bright, stupid!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
