Astronomy jokes
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
The earth is not round.
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What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.