Astronomy jokes
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!