Astronomy jokes
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Man, Uranus is so big!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)