Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
The earth is not round.
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What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
