Astronomy jokes
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.