Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
