Astronomy jokes
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.