Astronomy jokes
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)