Astronomy jokes
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.