My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
