Astronomy jokes
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Uranus has 27 moons.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?