Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
