Astronomy jokes
Man, Uranus is so big!
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Uranus has 27 moons.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.