Astronomy jokes
Man, Uranus is so big!
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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