Astronomy jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.