Astronomy jokes
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.