Astronomy jokes
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!