Astronomy jokes
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Sun.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.