What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Astronomy Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!