Astronomy jokes
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."