What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"
"If you got a question, just shoot"
Why can’t you tell jfk facts about Dallas
Last time he was their he got his mind blown.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
what is white with red all over.........JFK
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
we don't joke about orphans unless they have family. THEN we assassinate the family.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
