What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Please don't kill [me].
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
