Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
