My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
