Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
What do i think about the Kennedy assassination? First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
No one
Absolutely no one
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK
