I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama ass is mad crusty
How much cum does a gay guy have
An ass loaded
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
