Ass Jokes

Capital extra is a radio station! Capitol extra is Ashley's dead ass!

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.

what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop

My dog got stuck in my ass, help

What are two things you could call a fart?

Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol

What does A say to ss?

We are the perfect couple. We make Ass.

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..