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dude rehearsals today were ass. like all we did was learn a new dance and practiced it the entire time with one of the songs we learned.

ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more

Run me over with a car until im fucking bleeding baby <3 (yes i am okay. i jus am a freaky ass whore like that)

Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade

Holy shit guys like fuck the ny, look back to 6 months ago, when this site was dead affff, HOW far we've came since since opal really fucked up (it's we love u now) and now there had been so many posts within the past few days, I genuinely remember a time when there hadn't been a new most in weeks (that's cap it was more like 6 or 7 days)

but I feel like I should do a shout out thing like Kitty did, but not of ppl i like, just ppl who have done so much for this site in the past year , I don't really know if i can be asse rn tho, and I'll defo forget ppl, so give me some names in the comments and I'll post later,

Hey guys, sorry I've not been much ive just not been assed. Something has happened w my wifi and I can only join with Data so Yay¡¡¡

Poll

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.

B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it

C) see point A)

And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?

yall can get your fucking asses on i begggg im so lonely and my back hurts, my face hurts, my neck hurts, my head hurts, my heart hurts, my brain hurts 😭

Alright I’m done with this gay ass shit can any mods ban these fucks??? Eli, Ethan, Jake, anybody