Ass

Ass jokes

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

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    • What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

    Its ass.

    Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

    So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

    So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

    My uncle was a priest.

    He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

    Oil and Ass.

    Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

    Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

    Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

    Big Wet Butts 5.

    There Will Be Cum 9.

    Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

    Big Butts Like It Big 2.

    Blowjob Ninjas 5.

    Keep It Right There 2.

    Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6