Ass

Ass Jokes

Hairline

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Wordplay

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

School

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Rape

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Girl

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Man

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Jesus

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Sake

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Time

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Pussy

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Feminism

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Fly

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.