Ass jokes
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
His gay ass dad.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Y'all smell like ass!
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.