Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
what did they poo say to the ass i left you
Y'all smell like ass! XDXDXDXDXD
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
rot in hell? more like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Your hairline had to Fahrt Cuz my Ass IS your hairline
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
A mega-sore-ass
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out your fucking mouth
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses some say they’re still in the air
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Roses are red violets or blue your ass is Is clean because randy won’t stop liking
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
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