Asked jokes

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Sorry but, no one asked.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?

"Can I have a bodybag?"

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.