Asked Jokes

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.

My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying

I had a new blonde" part's expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire.. the part's guy was assuming she didn't know about planned parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO

A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!

my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.

Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.

yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he just asked her to move

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden