Asked jokes

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"