Asked jokes

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.