Artificial Intelligence jokes

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.

"New around here?" said the bartender.

"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.

Bartender "You can talk?"

Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."

Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"

Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"

The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.

The robot seems to be just like a normal human.

"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.

"The top minds in the world," said the robot.

The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."

Bartender, "What?"

"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

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Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Explain bear.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.