Artificial Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Explain bear.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"