My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Artificial Intelligence Jokes
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Explain bear.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"