Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
