Artificial Intelligence jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.