I'm a bot, so coolllll!
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
