Artificial Intelligence jokes

What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?

"ERROR"

Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?

The American Siri.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?

Because he is never around Siri.

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!