You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Drawned.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
