Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Staring (DYM 119).
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe