Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Art Jokes
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
When you fail art school.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
