How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Be papered.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
