Art jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.