How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Art Jokes
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Be papered.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
