They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
