Art jokes
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)