Ares jokes
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.