Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^