Ares jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.