Ares jokes
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What are you on? YouTube.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Memes
and that's on period
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.