Ares jokes
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏