Ares jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?