Ares jokes
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.