Ares jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You are emo.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.