Ares jokes
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"