Ares jokes
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
There are "nun" good jokes.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?