Ares jokes

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!