Ares jokes
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Relatable
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you choked?
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.