Ares jokes
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
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I'm sorry.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.