Ares jokes
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you choked?
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!