Ares jokes
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!