Ares jokes
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.