Ares jokes
They are hairy.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
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Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)