Ares jokes
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.