Ares jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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