Ares jokes
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.