Ares jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
But it's true (i made this meme)
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.