Ares jokes
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
The twins are falling down.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.