Ares jokes
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Memes
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
The twins are falling down.