Ares jokes
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.