Ares jokes
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?