Ares jokes

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Why are cigarettes good for the environment?

They kill people.

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.