Ares jokes
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.