Ares jokes
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.