Ares jokes
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!