Ares jokes
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.