Ares jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.