Ares jokes
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.