Ares jokes
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.