Ares jokes
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!