Ares jokes
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Are you serious right now, bro?