Ares jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?

Because they have already lost two towers!

What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Hi, how are you?

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.