Ares jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?