Ares jokes
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
There are only two genders.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Most pakis are disabled.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.