Ares jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?

They're so good at separating colors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.