Ares jokes

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This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?