Area jokes

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.

The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."

"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."

"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Your hairline is in a different area code.

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

What's the special part of town called? Downtown.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.