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Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted Auicide she bounced to Area 51.
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
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(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
why does job have a Area 51 head because heβs head is a shape as π¦
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
Dora- where do we go next Kids at home- Area 51 Meanwhile Dora- letβs go deliver the evidence to President Biden 1 day later Dora - WE DID IT HORAY
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, itβs shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
A man comes in to the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot and the nurse cleans the shot area. The next day the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid the nurse said, βDonβt you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?β The man said, βDonβt you realize if you donβt shut up Iβll give you a shot of lead?β The nurse got scared and quit her job. The nurse was relaxing looking for a vacation to book when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sound like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. βIn return for you giving me shots here are yours.β Said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldnβt escape, then he shot her left hand which is the ladies dominant hand so she couldnβt call the cops. For the finishing move the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper. 9 years later...... All along this man, this psycho escaped a mental hospital. He wenβt on mass genocide killing 20β000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human. More than alien. More than god himself...,. It was satan reborn.