April jokes
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.