April jokes

Orphan

2 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Death

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon of Stan from "South Park" with a concerned look. The text above him says, "Imagine you died in April 30, 1945."

April memes

Baby

1 view · Anonymous · 5 years ago

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha

Wife

51 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

Sibling

66 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Boy

25 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Life

14 views · JaBe mistr 😃 · 8 months ago

A split image shows an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, with a forced, pained smile while sitting at a desk with a laptop and holding a mug. The top frame has the text "WHEN IT'S 2ND APRIL", and the bottom frame has the text "AND YOUR LIFE IS STILL A JOKE".

April memes

Community talk

Heroin Monkey

5 days ago

Disappointed to see barely any April fools pranks. That's why im quitting this site forever and never posting again.

United Kingdom UK

11 months ago

Silksong coming 31st of april

Hello, so there have been some things circling around WJE about me being Opal, and Opals mom stalking WJE (this is all about things Opal told me so idk if this is 100% accurate) but i’m just going to reiterate, me and Leo are NOT opal. In April she took our accounts and we got them back in August. Opal’s mom, I know it’s your decision to discipline your daughter, but is it really worth your time and energy to make su… Read more

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