Newest Appointment Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Love, that's not the coughing emoji
Edited to add: as of this morning(1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive
through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get
tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back
of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an
appointment. Thanks everyone!
Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virua
Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his FILLINGS checked

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get a fresh set of GRILLZ

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his FLOW

Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would

NHS Foundation Trust
MRN 30041035
NHS 432 004 2151
17 February 2016
Dear Mr Andrew Lang
Following your
recent eye test,
we are writing to
confirm your next
appointment
which is at:
12:45pm Tuesday
1 March 2016

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out

imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst

Availability jokes

Confirmation jokes